February 2012
i split an avocado behind the yogurt bar at work today and the ethiopian man who works there asked me “are you going to leave me the avocado knife to make avocado yogurt?” i don’t know
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how to pay a $430 speeding ticket: a tutorial by christine harbour
step 1: write your friend’s 6 page macroeconomics research paper in 2 days for $20
die
okay so like i sent nudes to my girlfriend and she responded with a pic of her sitting on the toilet i feel like there’s communication problems here
safeeandsound asked: ugh you are seriously so cute
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“People always say that, when you love someone, nothing in the world matters. But...”
– Jodi Picoult, Handle with Care (via wherethesuncomesoutt
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